Forwards:
Lucic
BAMF, Enforcer, Bromances, Teammate
Bergeron
Perfection, Saintly, Genius, Versatile
Marchand
Short, Chirp Chirp Bitches, Bad Ass
Thornton
BAMF, The Good Thornton (a.k.a. Not Joe), Warrior, Kaner’s Gonna Get It, Spirit Animal
Campbell
Gritty, Hard-Working, Tough, Favorite
Horton
Clutch, Bromance, Hot Ass Wife
Paille
Derpy, Grinder, Quick
Peverly
Raptor Jesus, Quick, Underrated
Seguin
Young One, Impressive, Slutty Sister
Savard
Matt Cooke is the biggest douchebag/piece of shit in the world.
Ryder
Unsung hero, Inconsistent, Newly Confident
Recchi
The doctor is in, Mission 28 Send Off, 43.
Krejci
Quiet, Sneaky, Skilled, Sexy. As. Fuck. (Not my words)
Kelly
Snarky, Quick, Skinny, Underrated, Unsung Hero, Under-Appreciated
Defense:
Chara
Tall, 911, 300 lb Beast, El Capitano, Tall
Boychuk
Fabulous, Cowboy, Eyes, Incredible Hulk, Solid Body (Check)
Ference
Class (Seriously), Tattoos, I love you.
Hnidy
Sheriff, Winnipeg
Seidenberg
Badass German, Brute Strength, Old Soul, Dapper, Selfless
McQuaid
Prayer Circle, Quiet, Mullet, Scrapper, Tough, Good at What He Does
Kaberle
Load. Of. Shit. (Not my words either)
Bartkowski
Mouth Guard, Hilarious, Bahahahahahahahaha, Acceptable Pittsburghian
Kampfer
Fall, Precious, Little Kid, #BestHashTagUserInTheUniverse, #BadSpeller, #HeFollowsDisneyParksAndThatMakesMeLoveHimEvenMore
Goalies:
Thomas
Cheeseburger, Unorthodox, Michigan Boy, Flannel, Tuna Steak, Pick Up Truck
Rask
Future, Totally European, Hair, Sweaters, Tall, Cardigans
Coach:
Jolly, Droopy-Eyed, Sterotypical Canadian, Shoulders as Wide as a Mac-Truck, STUBBORN
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