Favorite Pictures and Words that come to mind when I think of every Bruin…

Forwards:

Lucic

BAMF, Enforcer, Bromances, Teammate

Bergeron

Perfection, Saintly, Genius, Versatile

Marchand

Short, Chirp Chirp Bitches, Bad Ass

Thornton

BAMF, The Good Thornton (a.k.a. Not Joe), Warrior, Kaner’s Gonna Get It, Spirit Animal

Campbell

Gritty, Hard-Working, Tough, Favorite

Horton

Clutch, Bromance, Hot Ass Wife

Paille

Derpy, Grinder, Quick

Peverly

Raptor Jesus, Quick, Underrated

Seguin

Young One, Impressive, Slutty Sister

Savard

Matt Cooke is the biggest douchebag/piece of shit in the world.

Ryder

Unsung hero, Inconsistent, Newly Confident

Recchi

The doctor is in, Mission 28 Send Off, 43.

Krejci

Quiet, Sneaky, Skilled, Sexy. As. Fuck. (Not my words)

Kelly

Snarky, Quick, Skinny, Underrated, Unsung Hero, Under-Appreciated

Defense:

Chara

Tall, 911, 300 lb Beast, El Capitano, Tall

Boychuk

Fabulous, Cowboy, Eyes, Incredible Hulk, Solid Body (Check)

Ference

Class (Seriously), Tattoos, I love you.

Hnidy

Sheriff, Winnipeg

Seidenberg

Badass German, Brute Strength, Old Soul, Dapper, Selfless

McQuaid

Prayer Circle, Quiet, Mullet, Scrapper, Tough, Good at What He Does

Kaberle

Load. Of. Shit. (Not my words either)

Bartkowski

Mouth Guard, Hilarious, Bahahahahahahahaha, Acceptable Pittsburghian

Kampfer

Fall, Precious, Little Kid, #BestHashTagUserInTheUniverse, #BadSpeller, #HeFollowsDisneyParksAndThatMakesMeLoveHimEvenMore

Goalies:

Thomas

Cheeseburger, Unorthodox, Michigan Boy, Flannel, Tuna Steak, Pick Up Truck

Rask

Future, Totally European, Hair, Sweaters, Tall, Cardigans

Coach:

Jolly, Droopy-Eyed, Sterotypical Canadian, Shoulders as Wide as a Mac-Truck, STUBBORN

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15 Reasons Why Chris Osgood and Tim Thomas Should Be Friends…

1. Both Have Hearts of Gold.

2. Both Have Michigan Roots. Ozzie has played most of his career in Detroit. Timmy is from Flint.

3. Both Are Goalies and Goalies Have an Unspoken Connection.

4. Both are smaller goalies in a large goalie NHL. Timmy is 5’11”. Ozzie is 5’10”.

5.Both Are Into Bromances.

6.Both of Them Have Been Hugely Underrated in Their Very Respectable Careers.

7.Both Have Been in a Fight.

8.Both of Them Hate The Pittsburgh Penguins (Fine. I don’t know if this is true but Ozzie should after Matt Cooke purposely kicked him with his skate and also after Crosby snubbed Nick Lidstrom in the 2009 handshake line. Timmy should just because of the conference rivalry, as well as Cooke’s hit on Savvy.)

9.Both of Them Have Been Photoshopped a Million Times.

10.Both of Them Have Incredible Smiles.

11. Both of Them Have Played in All Star Games.

12.Both of Them Have Food Named After Them.

13.Both Love Their Teams.

14.Both Like to Dress Casual.

15.Both Are Very Down To Earth People and Two of My All Time Favorite Goalies!

Let’s Make it Happen…

On June 15th, 2011 Tim Thomas won his first Stanley Cup. This is reason enough to modify this post and add a 16th reason that these two would be best buddies.

16. Both are Stanley Cup Champions